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Post by cam on Feb 4, 2013 19:37:41 GMT -5
Draco Darling, I'm bored out of my mind.
My parents have decided to spend time at work as usual. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't that there is no one around. I need someone. Do you know anyone? I'm looking for a new... companion. You know how I am.
Anyone come to mind? Cambridge |
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 4, 2013 21:24:33 GMT -5
Cambridge, I'd much rather be in your position right now. Too much to explain over an owl, but it's certainly not desirable.
As for your and your... company... Might I suggest Pansy? Merlin knows she can never get enough. If she doesn't currently appeal to you, there's always Crabbe or Goyle. They're dumb enough not to think twice about a request like that.
Or, if it suits your fancy, you could always take one of your house elves as your companion. I heard you're into that. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 4, 2013 21:35:38 GMT -5
Darco Darling, Don't you think I've already thought of that? I don't count those damn little elves. There more for the perversion anyway. Not as if they can say anything against it.
Besides, I would like to point out that Crabbe and Goyle are too ugly and Pansy is far too loose. I wouldn't be able to control her and we can all imagine how that would end. As amusing as a fight would be, for some reason most people object.
Please give me something that I can actually use precious. Cambridge |
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 4, 2013 22:46:17 GMT -5
Cambridge, I... don't know what to say. It's hard to tell over an owl whether or not you're joking. And part of me doesn't really want to know.
I can't tell if you want a relationship or something to stick your knob in. If you can stomach the stench, there's always a Mudblood. That Hermione Granger could be just what you need. Otherwise, I'm out of ideas. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 4, 2013 22:51:15 GMT -5
Draco Darling, I would never soil myself by touching a mudblood. No matter how pretty she or he might be. Besides, you know I don't joke about this kind of thing. It's what I'm king of.
Though if you could ever get over that little tiff of being straight, I'd always be glad to welcome you. Alas, you only care for women. So boring and limiting. Honestly man! Cambridge |
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 5, 2013 2:35:20 GMT -5
Cambridge, I've lost count of the number of times you've said that to me. And I'm not sure if I should find it repulsive or flattering, though I can definitely see why you would be attracted.
Although I cannot grant your request to have me, there's always Longbottom. He seems like he would be the submissive type, just how you like them, though I have to admit that seeing you with him would be very amusing. There's also Blaise. Seems like he would be less embarrassing to be seen with. If you want a smart one, there's Stephen Cornfoot in Ravenclaw.
You could always try one of the Weasleys. Or all of them. Whatever suits your fancy. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 5, 2013 2:41:36 GMT -5
Draco Darling, Clearly it's the highest form of flattery. I wouldn't want you if you weren't worth wanting.
Speaking of which, why in Merlin's name would ever suggest Blood Traitors to me? That's even worse than those nasty mudbloods. I think you're trying to make me sick and distract me from how utterly miserable I am!
Though Blaise might be worth a try. All the right qualifications and what not. I think you've actually given me a valid suggestion. Well played poupée. Cambridge [* poupée is French for doll] |
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 5, 2013 3:11:34 GMT -5
Cambridge, That Ravenclaw bloke is pureblood, though. Other than that, I know you happen to enjoy blood traitors and mudbloods. Touching their filthy skin...
Alright, even I can't go that far.
Yes, Blaise does seem to have what you want, though I don't know how well you could convince him. I'm afraid your charm just might not be enough. Especially calling me doll. Really, Cam, be more original. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 5, 2013 3:24:17 GMT -5
Draco mon petit, Now you're just insulting me.
Perhaps I should slip by your mansion instead of Blaise's home and show you how charming I can be. I think you would like it if I tied you down on your bed and showed you exactly what you've been missing with me. Then again, you might enjoy just watching me with Zabini. I've never been able to guess you particular... kink.
What do you say to that mon dauphin peu aveugle? Cambridge [* mon dauphin peu aveugle is French for my blind little Dauhin (French heir to the throne)][/quote] |
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 6, 2013 15:16:15 GMT -5
Cambridge, You're getting bold. Besides, even if I were interested, my father would not... approve, especially of that behavior. And for the record, I would not enjoy watching that. My time could be better spent doing things like writing a Potions essay.
If this letter were to be intercepted, your French will convince people that you're confessing your undying love for me. Unless you are, which in that case... I would have to turn you down. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 6, 2013 15:30:57 GMT -5
Mon cher amour,Où que je pouvais avouer mon amour pour toi. Que vous me prenez comme votre propre! Ah ce serait la journée! Un jour de bonheur et d'espoir que je pourrais ne sait jamais! Mais hélas, vous me haïssez et un tel fait me tue à mon cœur. Besides, we clearly need to work with your father on that whole overly conservative thing. Though I know what you mean. My father has already begun to harass me about giving him heirs. Some people are simply too impatient darling. You get used to it. Besides, I don't confess my love for others. I simply take what others have whether they like it or not.[/blockquote] Cambridge
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Post by fid3ns on Feb 8, 2013 13:27:45 GMT -5
Cambridge, I spoke to my father. I no longer wish contact with you. Draco |
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Post by cam on Feb 8, 2013 16:18:50 GMT -5
Draco, Is it you who does not wish to speak to me or is it your father's loving hand of disapproval that I see in that little note? Cambridge |
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